Crafty mama shares homemade wonders and random thoughts.
Thursday, May 28, 2015
Women Who Aren't Afraid of Being
a very young Angelica
And if you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones.
'Cause most of us are heaving through corrupted lungs.
Setting fire to our insides for fun
Collecting names of the lovers that went wrong
The lovers that went wrong.
You'll find out just who was your friend
So, which path are you on?
The pure and the good or the impure and the wrong
On a spiritual scale,
which side are you on
Begging for forgiveness, repentance on your knees?
Tempted by monkey business and lustfilled depravity?
Breaking bread with peers and praying before you eat?
Breaking Bad On Demand, the prey is now your meat?
Your faith in The Almighty steadfast to the bone?
Could hardly give a damn as long as you're left alone?
Moral fiber for your breakfast, an advocate to the needy?
Cynical naysayer, gluttonous and somewhat greedy?
United by family values, The good Lord oversees your home?
You worship free wifi and are protected by garden gnomes?
You're a slice of angel fruit cake, feathery, sweet and mild?
You're the handsome devil food cake, indulgent and wild?
Truly Heaven sent, you shine bright with innocence?
You're actually the Devil's spawn, dark and insolent?
Okay that was enough poetry for one day.
That was fun and yeah, pretty dopey shit.
Poet Laureate I am not
but hey, I'm not hurting anyone.
Should definitely do that again.
God help all us.
My needle points to the impure and wrong.
I'll be mailing you a postcard of me tanning with Satan.
See ya in Hell!
I want to score...
Giants tickets for my birthday!
Thank goodness for stretch fabrics.
One daughter's trash is another mother's treasure.
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
I think I am the luckiest unlucky person I know.
Never been homeless but sooo close to the poverty line.
Somehow I managed to stay afloat sometimes on
Somehow my kids stay (well?) fed and well educated and I still
find joy in finding nests and making small matchbox sized art.
I'm close to being 44 and still waiting to figure out what I want to be
when I grow up.
Not sure if that is the saddest thing I have ever said
I'm okay being who I am
I guess it's lucky to know
who you are and
what you are not
I'm just not a lucky person
In a Moment
I'm counting on my Zuni fetish
to get me through this day
Of course I don't really believe in it
so what good is that?
It's been one shitty year after another
Time to find another charm or amulet
Something is better than nothing
Beneath all that hair is a turquoise bear
I think a koala or skunk would be more appropriate
Not sure what my spirit animal is
but it's not a very noble one
Speak No Evil?
More mischief than moral.
More apathetic than sympathetic.
More bad role model than model citizen.
whatever else you want to call me.
(In other words, all things pretty bad.)
I said it.
to change my
I'm definitely more Satanly than Saintly.
What's the moral of my story?
There's no happy endings with this here old gal.
Don't bother proceeding with caution-
run the heck away
Because at the end of the day
all I bring to the table is fucking mayhem.
I have to admit
I love hearing about prodigal son Josh Duggar
(19 kids and Counting! Holy shit mom's vagina must be
confessing to molesting young girls--
homophobe hardcore right wing Christians
get busted for their
my black heart smiles in delight at their vile hypocrisy.
Jesus may have forgiven you,
But first stop is jail Joshie.
(Update: Okay Josh was 14 at the time so I guess he doesn't go to jail-but he fondled little girls/sisters' genitals...WTF right?!)
Oh I LOVE this from the Duggar cousin:
"Just because we are Christians doesn't make us perfect,
it just makes us forgiven
Best get out of jail card ever.
Friday, May 22, 2015
the 50 year old me?
The light can really hit me hard since I have a window behind me and to my delight, it made my hair look this silvery grey.
Cool--I wonder if this will be me in a few more years?
Hmmm...must start slapping on the sunscreen Melanie!
Happy weekend everyone